Jarasans Blog

She is responsible for all those deaths.

I forget the exact numbers, but they're easily verified; at least twice as many people are killed by illegals than are by rifles every year.   That includes not just these mass shootings,but accidental discharges and hunting accidents combined.

WTF? The killings aren't being done by white male Trump supporters, that's WTF.

Of course, I knew you knew that, but it's funny...that's the first time I ever heard WTF used as a rhetorical question. <grin>

Speaking of abbreviations, you ever notice you have to really take into context what was being said when "FTW" is being used?

I thought it meant.......Where's The Fiesta??

Trump FTW 2020!!!!!!!! Eric Trump FTW 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ivanka Trump FTW 2032!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baron Trump FTW 2040!!!!!!!!!

The first time I was ever totally confused about an acronym was when someone posted "Tom Brady is the GOAT." I thought "What did he do? Throw an INT and lose the game?" I did not know it meant "Greatest Of All Time". I thought it meant what it spelled...the goat, as in scapegoat.

ACRONYM     Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM     Alphabetic Collocation Reducing Or Numbing Your Memory
ACRONYM     A Criminal Regiment of Nasty Young Men
ACRONYM     A Contrived Reduction Of Nomenclature Yielding Mnemonics
ACRONYM     A Completely Random Order Never Yields Meaning
ACRONYM     Alphanumeric Code for Remembering Odd Names You Make up
ACRONYM     Abbreviation By Cropping Names That Yield Meaning
ACRONYM     A Crazy Reminder Of Names You Misplaced
ACRONYM     Abbreviated Code Rarely Or Never Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM     A Concise Recollection of Nomenclature Yielding Mnemonics
ACRONYM     Alphabetically Coded Reminder of Names You Mis_remember
ACRONYM     Abbreviation Code Rendering One Name Yielding Mnemonic
ACRONYM     Arcane Capturing Rod of Never Yielding Mystery (Mouse Hunt)
ACRONYM     American Committee Really Out To Numb Your Mind
ACRONYM     A Concise Reduction Obliquely Naming Your Meaning
ACRONYM     A Clever Re-Organization Nudges Your Memory
ACRONYM     Alphabetical Character Rendition Of a Name Yielding a Meaning
ACRONYM     Academy's Choice Reading, One Newspaper for You and Me (Newspaper of IMSA)
ACRONYM     American Committee Research on New York Mayors
ACRONYM     A Cross Reference Of Notes Yielding Messages
ACRONYM     Alphabetically Condensed Representation of Neologically Yellow Magniloquence
ACRONYM     Annotation Creation for Your Media (digital photograph annotation tool)
ACRONYM     Annoyingly Cryptic References or Names You Make
ACRONYM     Automatic Computerized Reorganization of Names Yielding Meaninglessness
ACRONYM     A Cryptic Reminder Of Names You Meet
ACRONYM     A Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning

P.S. WTF?

My nickname I use here and in a few other forums came about b/c of the acronym ASL? used in chat rooms. "Age Sex Location?" I used to say "Old, but still young enough to want it anywhere I can" but they didn't find that funny. I figured mikeintexas satisfied two of those questions and since we were in a 40+ chatroom.... I then shortened it to "MiT" in other places until azzhats would ask me if it rhymed with nitwit and twit. LMAO

I was in that chat room once and was having a private chat with a woman; the group was talking about the Sweetwater TX rattlesnake roundup and the liberal idiots were moaning at how horrible it was, "so cruel to the snakes" and "bad for the environment". I tried to tell them they really didn't make a dent in the rattler population and the snakes weren't tortured, for crying out loud. A woman had messaged me, telling me she hated snakes and wouldn't mind seeing them all doused w/ gasoline and a match thrown to 'em and I had to laugh, a woman after my own heart!

I did not know then that when someone else private messaged you, the focus went to THEIR chat window immediately. I was telling the other woman about how many pipeline compressor stations had hoes mounted by the sidewalks just for the rattlers every summer and how my pop kept one in his truck when he grabbed charts out of the meter houses b/c about once / week one would be in there on the cool concrete floor, getting away from the summer heat.

This other woman had messaged me and asked "So, what do you do for fun there in Texas?" and I didn't know I was typing into HER reply field and was finishing off my last reply to the original woman "...we chop their heads off with hoes!" She disappeared from the chat immediately and I never saw her again; she probably thought there was a psychopath loose in the chat room. LMAO