Jarasans Blog

Just the facts.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

 

NSA recording.

An NSA recently-recorded conversation:

(Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaFlowers, My name is Trina. How can I help you?

 

(Customer) Hello, I received an email from Professional Flowers stating that my flower order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your website, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number.

 

(Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the website. It should be fixed by the end of  November. But I can help you.

 

(Customer) Thanks, I ordered a "Spring Bouquet" for our anniversary, and wanted it delivered to my wife.

 

(Receptionist Interrupting) Sir, "Spring Bouquets" do not meet our minimum standards. I will be happy to provide you with Red Roses.

 

(Customer) But I have always ordered "Spring Bouquets", done it for years, my wife likes them.

 

 (Receptionist) Roses are better, sir. I am sure your wife will love them.

 

 (Customer) Well, how much are they?

 

 (Receptionist) It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package.

 

 (Customer) What's the difference?

 

 (Receptionist) 6, 12,18 or 24 Red Roses.

 

 (Customer) The Silver package may be okay, how much is it?

 

 (Receptionist) It depends sir, what is you monthly income?

 

 (Customer) What does that have to do with anything?

 

 (Receptionist) I need that to determine your government flower subsidy, then I can determine how much your out of pocket cost will be. But if your income is below our minimums for a subsidy, then I can refer you to our FlowerAid department.

 

 (Customer) FlowerAid?

 

 (Receptionist) Yes, Flowers are a Right, everyone has a right to flowers. So, if you can't afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.

 

 (Customer) Who said they were a Right?

 

 (Receptionist) Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it Constitutional.

 

 (Customer) Whoa.....I don't remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding Flowers as a Right.

 

 (Receptionist) It is not really a Right in the Constitution, but ObamaFlowers is Constitutional because the Supreme Court Ruled it a "Tax". Taxes are Constitutional. But we feel it is a Right.

 

 (Customer) I don't believe this...

 

 (Receptionist) It's the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income sir?

 

 (Customer) Forget it, I think I will forgo the flowers this year.

 

 (Receptionist) In that case sir, I will still need your monthly income.

 

 (Customer) Why?

 

 (Receptionist) To determine what your 'non-participation' cost would be.

 

 (Customer) WHAT? Your can't charge me for NOT buying flowers!

 

 (Receptionist) It's the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It's $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income.....

 

 (Customer)interrupting) This is ridiculous, I'll pay the $9.50..

 

 (Receptionist) Sir, it is the $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater.

 

 (Customer) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a ripoff!!

 

 (Receptionist) Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.

 

 (Customer) Look, I'm going to call my Congressman to find out what's going on here. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to pay it.

 

 (Receptionist) Sorry to hear that sir, that's why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone your are using.

 

 (Customer) Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING?

 

 (Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates sir

 

 (Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door)

 

 (Receptionist) That would be the IRS sir. Thanks for calling ObamaFlowers, have a nice day...and God Bless America.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

 

Thomas Jefferson.

This is amazing. There are two parts. Be
sure to read the 2nd part (in RED).

Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and

never stopped.

At 5, began studying under his cousin's tutor.

At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.

At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.

At 16, entered the College of William and Mary. Also could write in Greek with one hand

while writing the same in Latin with the other.

At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe.

At 23, started his own law practice.

At 25, was elected to the Virginia House of Burgesses.

At 31, wrote the widely circulated "Summary View of the Rights of British America? And

retired from his law practice.

At 32, was a Delegate to the Second Continental Congress.

At 33, wrote the Declaration of Independence.

At 33, took three years to revise Virginia's legal code and wrote a Public Education bill

and a statute for Religious Freedom.

At 36, was elected the second Governor of Virginia succeeding Patrick Henry.

At 40, served in Congress for two years.

At 41, was the American minister to France and negotiated commercial treaties with

European nations along with Ben Franklin and John Adams.

At 46, served as the first Secretary of State under George Washington.

At 53, served as Vice President and was elected president of the American Philosophical

Society.

At 55, drafted the Kentucky Resolutions and became the active head of Republican Party.

At 57, was elected the third president of the United States.

At 60, obtained the Louisiana Purchase doubling the nation's size.

At 61, was elected to a second term as President.

At 65, retired to Monticello.

At 80, helped President Monroe shape the Monroe Doctrine.

At 81, almost single-handedly created the University of Virginia and served as its first

president.

At 83, died on the 50th anniversary of the Signing of the Declaration of Independence

along with John Adams.

Thomas Jefferson knew because he himself studied the previous failed attempts at

government. He understood actual history, the nature of God, his laws and the nature of

man. That happens to be way more than what most understand today. Jefferson really knew

his stuff. A voice from the past to lead us in the
future:

John F. Kennedy held a dinner in the white House for a group of the brightest minds in the

nation at that time. He made this statement: "This is perhaps the assembly of the most

intelligence ever to gather at one time in the White House with the exception of when

Thomas Jefferson dined alone."

"When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as

corrupt as Europe."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work

and give to those who would not."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if

acted on would save one-half the wars of the world."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting

the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much

government."
--
Thomas Jefferson

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a

last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and

tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves

and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."
-- Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing

armies.


If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency,

first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around

the banks will deprive the people of all property - until their children wake-up homeless

on the continent their fathers conquered."


Saturday, November 23, 2013

 

OMG! Barry's ID.

OMBOMG! oh my barry OMG!

uhoh!I expanded this image till you could see individual pixels...... it is all one image..........a photo of this ID.


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

 

Where oh where?

stampy prezzy


Monday, November 18, 2013

 

barry and Lincoln.

barry the man child charlatan used, invoked,  and back dropped Lincoln, oh yeah i barry the man child wanted to portray "i am a lot like Lincoln" (goebbels would have been proud)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

The fuquing community organizer POS is snubbing the sesquicentennial anniversary of Gettysburg address.  Gdamit what a GD fake-joke-liar-user of one of the greatest American prezes of ever!!!!!!!!!  barry is an a$$hole fraud politico fascist man child cork soaker.

Real prezes  Lincoln is saying "barry can kiss my arse!"


Thursday, November 14, 2013

 

Reality check USA vs. Nazis / Obamacare vs. Building Website

I bet our Todd could build a website 10,000,000 times better than that Todd Park,  and on the time schedule!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWII and the Website

 Putting things in perspective.

 March 21st 2010 to October 1 2013 is 3 years, 6 months, 10 days. 

 December 7, 1941 to May 8, 1945 is 3 years, 5 months, 1 day. 

 What this means is that in the time we were attacked at Pearl Harbor to the day Germany

 surrendered is not enough time for this federal government to build a

 working webpage. 

 Mobilization of millions, building tens of thousands of

 tanks, planes, jeeps, subs, cruisers, destroyers, torpedoes, millions upon

 millions of guns, bombs, ammo, etc.  Turning the

 tide in North Africa, invading Italy, D-Day, Battle of the Bulge, Race to

 Berlin - all while we were also fighting the Japanese in the Pacific!! 

 And they can't build a webpage. ........ think about that !!.............. No,

really think about that.


Monday, November 11, 2013

 

Oh yeah, employment is up, Bull Suit.

Read this and cry:

click here:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/11/record-high-91-5-million-people-not-included-in-labor-force/

Crying  Keep voting in leftists/socialists/demoncRATS and it will get worse.


Sunday, November 10, 2013

 

Sums it up well.

from the NY Post:

http://nypost.com/2013/11/10/new-york-times-obama-cheerleading-harms-the-nation/

Smash


Thursday, November 7, 2013

 

Boycott New Mexico!

The police are into anal probings in New Mexico!.

Ouch click here:

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/11/06/second-anal-probe-lawsuit-filed-against-nm-police


Wednesday, November 6, 2013

 

Cops kill another kid. dads fault??

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/06/dads-attempt-to-teach-son-a-lesson-ends-in-the-most-tragic-way-possible/


Wednesday, November 6, 2013

 

The future of our healthcare system will look like this.

Read on it is just a matter of time.

click here:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/V/VENEZUELA_SICK_HEALTH_CARE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-11-06-00-10-00


Wednesday, November 6, 2013

 

The rest of the cavity search story.

It appears we have a problem with GD New Mexico latino police getting off on a$$ raping white guys they don't like that look like Tom Petty.  These fuquing cops should be in jail for 40 years no parole.  This pi$$es me off.

click here:

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/11/05/man-seeks-millions-after-nm-police-force-colonoscopy-in-drug-search


Tuesday, November 5, 2013

 

Hitler is pi$$ed over the ACA!

OMG LMAO LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Friday, November 1, 2013

 

A picture is worth a thousand words.

LMAO!!!!from Memphis Daily News.

Websitesfordummies


Archives

February 2021   January 2021   December 2020   November 2020   October 2020   September 2020   August 2020   July 2020   June 2020   May 2020   April 2020   March 2020   February 2020   January 2020   December 2019   November 2019   October 2019   September 2019   August 2019   July 2019   June 2019   May 2019   April 2019   March 2019   February 2019   January 2019   December 2018   November 2018   October 2018   September 2018   August 2018   July 2018   June 2018   May 2018   April 2018   March 2018   February 2018   January 2018   December 2017   November 2017   October 2017   September 2017   August 2017   July 2017   June 2017   May 2017   April 2017   March 2017   February 2017   January 2017   December 2016   November 2016   October 2016   September 2016   August 2016   July 2016   June 2016   May 2016   April 2016   March 2016   February 2016   January 2016   December 2015   November 2015   October 2015   September 2015   August 2015   July 2015   June 2015   May 2015   April 2015   March 2015   February 2015   January 2015   December 2014   November 2014   October 2014   September 2014   August 2014   July 2014   June 2014   May 2014   April 2014   March 2014   February 2014   January 2014   December 2013   November 2013   October 2013   September 2013   August 2013   July 2013   June 2013   May 2013   April 2013   March 2013   February 2013   January 2013   December 2012   November 2012   October 2012   September 2012   August 2012   July 2012   June 2012   May 2012   April 2012   March 2012   February 2012   January 2012   December 2011   November 2011   October 2011   September 2011   August 2011   July 2011   June 2011   May 2011   April 2011   March 2011   February 2011   January 2011   November 2010   October 2010   September 2010   August 2010   July 2010   June 2010   May 2010   April 2010   March 2010   February 2010   January 2010   December 2009   November 2009   October 2009   September 2009   August 2009   July 2009   June 2009   May 2009   April 2009   March 2009   February 2009   January 2009   December 2008   November 2008   October 2008   September 2008   August 2008   July 2008   June 2008   April 2008   March 2008   February 2008   January 2008   December 2007   November 2007   September 2007   August 2007   July 2007   June 2007   May 2007   April 2007  

Powered by Lottery PostSyndicated RSS FeedSubscribe