THIS RECESSION IS SO BAD ................
.....I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
.....CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
.....Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
.....A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with
rolls of pennies while she danced.
......I met a polygamist with only one wife.
.....If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
.....McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
.....Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
......My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it
-----so they re-possessed her!
......The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed
by Somali pirates.
......Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Don't ask the feds for help! Don't do it! Big mistake! I thought Texas was ready to secede! We are in great shape they said in Texas, come do business here..................yaddah yaddah yaddah. We don't need no stinkin' big gooberments heerah! Get some water from the Gulf but don't beg for fed assistance. You'll regret it.
Please for pete's sake bcc: email addresses and clean up foward header info!
Banque Regionale de solidarite
email: [email protected]
Telephone +228 05 84719
The need to get a foreigner
I am Jubril Braimoh, Head of Internal Audit, Banque Regionale de
solidarite , working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire
African region. An investor (name with held) died without naming any next
of kin to his fund in my bank, He was a foreigner.The amount is us$144.5
Million and banking regulation/legislation in Togo demands that i should
Notify the fiscal authorities after three years. Now any person who Apply
and defend the subject
becomes the Benefit.The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek
your permission to have you stand in as the next of kin to the
deceased.These funds will be approved and released in your favor as the
next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with
me in one accord. I have all the legal and banking details of the deceased
client that will facilitate our putting you forward as
theclaimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the
us$144.5 M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you. I am
prepared to compensate you with a 40% share of the total Funds for your
efforts, 5% cover local and international expenses.The next step is to
file in application as next of Kin. Contact me to continue with.Full
Idiots. People actually respond to this crap?
I want to inform you that the fee for your Cheque Draft has been Paid because the manager of Eco Bank Benin told me that before the check will get to you it will expire. So I told him to cash the ($1.5M USD), all the necessary arrangement of delivering of the ($1.5M USD), in cash was made with FedEx COMPANY WORLD WIDE. Here is the contact of the FedEx Company World Wild bellow.
EMAIL: ([email protected])
Please send them your contacts information to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX. This information they need from you in order to delivery your box to your address.
1. YOUR FULL NAME ___________________________
2. YOUR HOME ADDRESS ___________________________
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER __________________
4. YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE__________________
5. A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE __________________
Please make sure you send this needed info to the Director General of FedEx Company world wild in Benin MORRISON HILL. With the address given to you. Note. The FedEx Company here doesn’t know the contents of the Box. I registered it as damages of jeans returning to the retailer. They don't know it contents money to avoid them delaying with the Box. Please don't let them to know that the contents of the Box are money to avoid them from delaying with the box. I am waiting for your urgent response.
Meanwhile the only fee you have to pay them is $125 USD they will use to obtain insurance certificate and claims of affidavit that will prove the box that consist total sum of ($1.5M USD) belongs to you. be rest assured that all other fees have been paid by me I am waiting for your urgent response.
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