Jarasans Blog

Oh yeah, this is the future of the demoncRATS. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  No rebooted dynasties please.  The words this wannabe JFK spoke in such dramatic effect were bullsh1t.  I wouldn't follow this guy onto a bus much less even consider to vote for this fraudulent kennedie drooling poseur having gotten to where he is by name only.  This punk will never be POTUS.

Fake everything whilst drooling.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/31/private-jobs-up-234k-in-january-vs-185k-est-adp-moodys-analytics.html

Read it and celebrate!!! The attempt at dropping the market by Bezos Warren and Dimon yesterday pre SOTUS well.................that was yesterday.

Priceless>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you PJ media

https://pjmedia.com/video/in-a-perfect-metaphor-for-socialism-bernie-sanders-state-of-the-union-video-response-craps-out/

Are you kidding?  JK 3 it ain't working,  the rhetoric is empty, your Spanish is high school, the message is a lie, good bye.

What an act. The feigned outrage over fake circumstances doesn't work. Dude is the basturd child of Konan Obryun.

from an email:

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers..

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights" I'm just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don’t have acne.
Life is great.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

The SOB Soros:

"George Soros, who was born and raised in Budapest, Hungary, benefited greatly from his father’s decision. (changing their name from Schwartz to Soros)

Allegedly, in 1944, 14-year-old George Soros went to work for the invading Nazis. It is said that until the end of the war in 1945, he worked with a government official, helping him confiscate property from the local Jewish population.

In an 1998 interview with 60 Minutes, Soros described the year of German occupation as “the happiest time in my life.”"]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-25/george-soros-says-trump-administration-is-danger-to-the-world

Young proud Nazi.

Of course AI isn't, the comments at the end of this article are priceless, spot on, and hard to stop reading them because they be funny!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/01/22/tesla-on-autopilot-slams-into-parked-fire-truck-on-freeway/

Ouchy, at least the batteries didn't fall out or spark up.

170+ accomplishments

This fruitcake snowflake propagandist Alex Lockie of the left wrote this crap article on Business Insider titled by AOL musing we are going to nuke war,  this is a perfect example of the stupidity and fallacious nature of the left. Goebbells would be proud,  anyone who doesn't know any better looking at AOL would be misled.

here is the fruit cake:

here is the headline:

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/01/19/the-us-appears-to-be-preparing-for-nuclear-war-with-north-korea/23338463/

AOL is a leftist propaganda tool, everything they post is designed to denegrate Trump and his achievements, every image of people they don't like are shown in a bad light...... fuque AOL.

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re over seventy..............who cares?
**********

I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”;
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you’re over seventy..............who cares?
***********

I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”;
I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”;
Cost me a fat lip, but...
When you’re over seventy..............who cares?
**********

I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but...
When you’re over seventy...............who cares?
*********

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you’re over seventy...............who cares?
**********

I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me 6 more stitches, but...
When you’re over seventy..............who cares?

Thank these guys for our freedoms! SALUTE!

2 million neural nets of AI can tell when a terminal or seriously grievous near death person is going die, not impressed short timing is short timing, you don't need a fuquing AI POS 3000 STUPOR Computer to tell us they are going to die soon. WTF?  The Daily Mail is hyping crap.

Tell us when someone is going to die.......when they are 10 years old.........................................fuquing GD people believe AI is the sh1t.........it is the SH1T.  It is artificial (fake) intelligence get my drift HAL????????????

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5285811/The-AI-tell-youll-DIE.html

Data is about 300...400 years out.

If the fake news AP says this is Barry's economy...... then riddle me this?  Imagine if Hilldebeast had won................ everything dumbo did would have stayed in place, no hope, no optimism, no future..........just more of the same sh1thole swamp crushing our dreams, hopes,  and our freedoms.  TRUMP's LEADERSHIP & VISION  is giving back America's innate desire of hope, optimism,  and the freedom to achieve our dreams once again.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/26038/actual-ap-headline-trump-claims-credit-what-still-joseph-curl

Give me a break if this criminal was in charge, the whole f'ing world would be a super sh1tholE.

The daily mail and Daily Star Brit publications are crushing it, fake stories about Trump in his skivies and fake stories about another country we all want to move to or have their people immigrate here, right?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/673849/black-death-outbreak-crimean-congo-hemorrhagic-fever-bubonic-plague-africa-uganda-nakaseke

Please send us your Black Death, it isn't racist..... look it up libtards.

This examination room makes the ones at our local hospital look bad what is wrong with healthcare in America??

Read carefully, this is what Bernie Sanders with four homes and Nuncy Peesloosi with $120 million worth want for the American people,....... socialism never works.

https://news.trust.org/item/20180112035017-q9adf

Millionaire.

Young Stelter or Wolff????

Stelter,

Wolff,

I live in a demoncrat infested county.