Jarasans Blog

Just the facts.

Monday, May 30, 2011


Get it in writing.

After Osama bin Laden was killed, the other day, George Washington met

him at the Pearly Gates.

He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to

destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

 Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You

wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

 James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why

I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

 Thomas Jefferson was next, beat ObL with a long cane and snarled "It

was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of


 The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe

and 66 other Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

 As ObL lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.

 ObL wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."


The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting

for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

Monday, May 23, 2011


The NWO didn't see this coming.

Another distraction to keep the masses off their evil plans.

Too frinking funny!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, May 21, 2011


We're still here.

First of all the $h1t$stream media paid way too much attention to this dolt predicting the end of world today.  Either there is still time for it to end or this was a distraction the media chose for the slap down GANGSTAPUPPETOTUSPOS received from the Israeli PM.  The potus body language during that meeting in front of the cameras was priceless.  The white house is getting involved where they don't even begin to understand the gravity of what they speak. The video is 15 min long and worth the watch to see the diff between a REAL leader and a teleprompter reader.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


Spitting in the face of the American People.

You can comment on this blog post.

I am no fan of Newt Gingrich,  but he does speak with facts,  more people are on food stamps in this country than ever before, no denying this FACT 1 in 6.  And the FDA is wasting our tax dollars chasing Amish milk producers.

The f'ing gdam Democrats are the party of the rich and priviledged that spit in the face of the American people, they take advantage of you uninformed dupes Dupe Alert.  Just look at the latest set of of healthcare law exemptions in Cali.  dozens in Nancy Paloozis district...........Expensive restaurants and nightclubs exempt from Obama care.  Obama eating Kobi beef and having parties every week at the white house,  flying all over the gd country campaigning,  flip flopping on everything,  courting the Hispanics,  you morons wake up and think whose been zoomin who.

Are you better off than you were three years ago??????????????????????????????????? Gas high as hell, food high as hell, houses being foreclosed all over the place, can't get credit, millions unemployed,  millions more underemployed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah they hired 450,000 more govt. workers WTF is this Communist Amerika???????????

Friday, May 13, 2011


Osama Bin Pornin XXX !!

The puppetmasters claim he was pornin'.  Frinking Alex Jones' head is going to explode! 


Wednesday, May 11, 2011


The earthquake in Spain.

Here it is:





Sunday, May 8, 2011


Positive proof OBL is fish food.

When SNL says it is so,  it is so.


Sunday, May 8, 2011


Cash from Libya!

It comes from here:

IP Address
Host f4mail-235-241.rediffmail.com
Location IN, India
City Mumbai, 16 -
AS Number AS38224 Rediff.com India Limited,
Latitude 18°97'50" North
Longitude 72°82'58" East
Distance 5313.93 km (3301.93 miles)

Return-path: <[email protected]>
Received: from rediffmail.com ([unknown] [])
 by vms172051.mailsrvcs.net
 (Sun Java(tm) System Messaging Server 7u2-7.02 32bit (built Apr 16 2009))
 with SMTP id <[email protected]> for

India!!!!!!!!!!!It comes from India!!!!!!!!!! Those sneaky Indians! Fighting for Qaddahfi??????????




I am SGT Nizar Aziz, an active Gaddafi soldier in Tripoli
Libya. I am serving in the military of the 1st Armoured Division in
Libya. The Nato Force are too heavy and Hot here in Tripoli. And our
leader Muammar Gaddafi would flee out of the country any moment from
now due to heavy Bombadment that is currently going on everyday and
night here. And car bombs are attacking us seriously.

We discovered huge amount of Us,Dollar in his Domain with the Total of
25 Million dollar in cash.We managed to share it. I have with me
$350,000.00 Us,dollar. I want to move this money out of this place;
this place is a war zone, so that you may keep my share for me
till when i will come over to meet you as soon as possible. I will take
70%, my partner and I. You take 30%. No strings attached, just help me
move it out of Libya, Libya is under the siege of war. I plan on
smuggling it by using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in
a large box, using diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to
find a good partner that I can trust and that will assist me. Can I
trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail
signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax
numbers for quick communication also your contact details.

This business is very lucrative free, for first come first serve! The
box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you want to handle the deal with me
as your own brothers. Please Contact Me.
([email protected] )

SGT Nizar Aziz.
Please, if you can't handle this deal properly, kindly look for a
worthy person to handle it for you. I need an urgent action!

Monday, May 2, 2011


Was this Bush's fault?

OBL bin done.  I think this is good news.  What is amazing is there are some saying this didn't happen or is all a setup.  Everything is a conspiracy theory,  we are too stupid and don't  know any better.  They are somehow enlightened and privy to the TRUTH.  Bunch of one trick ponies. 

I hope the bullet to OBL head hurt real bad,  at least a minute or two.  The shell fish will taste foul for awhile.

Hopefully, Adam Sandler's daddy has got a french maid dress on him and giving him the pineapple>>>>>>>>>Forever.

Oh yea, why aren't the terrorists all happy and stuff that he is with all those Virgos????

Hiding behind a woman,  how brave.

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