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Thursday, February 23, 2012

 

Obama has another 5 years.

Yup, he said it,  it is in the bag,  so don't even bother voting in Nov. '12 because he has won,  in his tiny little fascist marxist brain.  What an f'ing megalomaniac,  this should ignite the electorate big time.  Gawddangit if frinking Bush has said something like this in '03 the $h1tstream media would had a hey day with it.  No GANGSATPUPPETOTUSPOS it ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Audio only,  it was on radio.


Thursday, February 23, 2012

 

$50 lesson oldie but goodie.

From an e-mail:

SUBJECT: the $50 Lesson

Recently while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.

During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what wouldbe the first thing you would do?"

She replied..."I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "Butyou don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery storewhere the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a newhouse."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight inthe eye and said,

"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said..."Welcome to the Republican Party!"

Her parents haven't spoken to me since.


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

 

Muslim Situational Happiness.

From an e-mail: They have a point.

>
> UNHAPPY

> Whoever thought this out is nothing less than a
> genius.
>
> Is anybody home?

> The Muslims are not happy!
>
> They're not happy in Gaza .
>
> They're not happy in Egypt .
>
> They're not happy in Libya .
>
> They're not happy in Morocco.
>
> They're not happy in Iran .
>
> They're not happy in Iraq .
>
> They're not happy in Yemen .
>
> They're not happy in Afghanistan.
>
> They're not happy in Pakistan.
>
> They're not happy in Syria .
>
> They're not happy in Lebanon.
>
> So, where are they happy?
>
>
>
> They're happy in Canada.
>
> They're happy in Australia.
>
> They're happy in England.
>
> They're happy in France.
>
> They're happy in Italy.
>
> They're happy in Germany.
>
> They're happy in Sweden.
>
> They're happy in the USA.
>
> They're happy in Norway.
>
> They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

>
> And who do they blame?
>
> Not Islam.
>
> Not their
> leadership.
>
> Not themselves.

>
> THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN, AND THEY WANT
> TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE
> THEY WERE UNHAPPY.
>
>
> Excuse me, but How stupid can you get?


Tuesday, February 21, 2012

 

Oh yeah! She's so fine...

Thanks TT Ridge everybody......................enjoy!


Tuesday, February 21, 2012

 

Chevy Volt Math.

Cost to operate a Chevy Volt

Eric Bolling (Fox Business Channel's Follow the Money) test drove the
Chevy Volt at the invitation of General Motors.

For four days in a row, the fully charged battery lasted only 25 miles
Before the Volt switched to the reserve gasoline engine.
Eric calculated the car got 30 mpg including the 25 miles it ran on the
Battery. So, the range including the 9 gallon gas tank and the 16 kwh
Batery is approximately 270 miles. It will take you 4 1/2 hours to
Drive 270 miles at 60 mph. Then add 10 hours to charge the battery and
You have a total trip time of 14.5 hours. In a typical road trip your
Average speed (including charging time) would be 20 mph.

According to General Motors, the Volt battery hold 16 kwh of
Electricity. It takes a full 10 hours to charge a drained battery.

The cost for the electricity to charge the Volt is never mentioned so I
Looked up what I pay for electricity.

I pay approximately (it varies with amount used and the seasons) $1.16
Per kwh.

16 kwh x $1.16 per kwh = $18.56 to charge the battery.

$18.56 per charge divided by 25 miles = $0.74 per mile to operate the
Volt using the battery.

Compare this to a similar size car with a gasoline engine only that
Gets 32 mpg.

$3.19 per gallon divided by 32 mpg = $0.10 per mile.

The gasoline powered car cost about $15,000 while the Volt costs
$46,000.

So our government wants us to pay 3 times as much for a car that costs more that
7 time as much to run and takes 3 times as long to drive across country.

REALLY? This is the corporation that got rid of the streetcars all over the U S in the 50's. (Let's convert to diesel) Add to that, the Light Bulb Scam!

......and soon-to-come to Maryland: Wind Farm Scheme!


Saturday, February 18, 2012

 

Amazing math!

Amazing Math Problem...


Even for someone like me who doesn't see many movies, this test worked ... it's amazing.

You will truly love this - trust me. Follow the steps and it will pick the movie that you would enjoy the most. Don't look ahead, you will be glad you didn't.

See how this turns out for you! Don't cheat by looking ahead.

This is amazing how it picked my favorite movie from a list of 17 movies. Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till you have done all the math! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can predict which of 17 movies you would enjoy the most. It really works for MOST of us anyway!

Movie Test:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 17 movies below

Got the number? ... now continue.

SCROLL DOWN ........

KEEP SCROLLING .......

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, isn't that something?


Thursday, February 16, 2012

 

The blockage.

Blockage


Wednesday, February 15, 2012

 

Do you think they DESERVE it?

Salary of retired US Presidents .............$180,000 FOR LIFE

Salary of House/Senate .......................$174,000 FOR LIFE This is stupid

Salary of Speaker of the House .............$223,500 FOR LIFE This is stupid

Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ....... $193,400 FOR LIFE This is stupid

Average Salary of a teacher ................ $40,065

Average Salary of Soldier

DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN . $38,000

What?


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

 

In honor of Valentine Day.

In Honor of Valentines Day

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Lovies


Saturday, February 11, 2012

 

Accountability: History as it happened.

Here are two separate articles saying the same thing in different language; please read then both.

Remember the day the Democrats took over.

Or, in other words, It's still Bush's Fault because so many people don't remember.

Don't just skim over this, read it slowly and let it sink in. If in doubt, check it out.

The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, the start of the 110th Congress.

The Democrat Party controlled a majority in both chambers for the first time since the end of the 103rd Congress in 1995.

For those who are listening to the liberals propagating the fallacy that everything is "Bush's Fault", think about this:

January 3rd, 2007 was the day the Democrats took over the Senate and the Congress:

At the time:

The DOW Jones closed at 12,621.77

The GDP for the previous quarter was 3.5%

The Unemployment rate was 4.6%

George Bush's Economic policies SET A RECORD of 52 STRAIGHT MONTHS of JOB CREATION!

Remember the day...

January 3rd, 2007 was the day that

Barney Frank took over the House Financial Services Committee and

Chris Dodd took over the Senate Banking Committee.

The economic meltdown that happened 15 months later was in what part of the economy?

BANKING AND FINANCIAL SERVICES !

THANK YOU DEMOCRATS for taking us from 13,000 DOW, 3.5 GDP and 4.6% Unemployment... to this CRISIS by (among MANY other things) dumping 5-6 TRILLION Dollars of toxic loans on the economy from YOUR Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac FIASCOES!

(BTW: Bush asked Congress 17 TIMES to stop Fannie & Freddie - starting in 2001 because it was financially risky for the US economy).

And who took the THIRD highest pay-off from Fannie Mae AND Freddie Mac?

OBAMA

And who fought against reform of Fannie and Freddie?

OBAMA and the Democrat Congress

So when someone tries to blame Bush...

REMEMBER JANUARY 3rd, 2007.... THE DAY THE DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER!"

Bush may have been in the car but the Democrats were in charge of the gas pedal and steering wheel they were driving.

Set the record straight on Bush!

"It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so" -Ronald Reagan

B-B-B-B-But it's his Fault! As president Reagan said (paraphrasing): "These facts can be difficult things to deal with."

PLEASE KEEP THIS ONE GOING IN HOPES THAT WE CAN ACTUALLY MAKE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHOSE FAULT THIS HUGE DEFICIT ACTUALLY IS!!!!!!!!!

The Washington Post babbled again recently about Obama inheriting a huge deficit from Bush. Amazingly enough, a lot of people swallow this BULL.

So once more, a short civics lesson.

Budgets do not come from the White House. They come from Congress and the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democrat Party.

Furthermore, the Democrats controlled the budget process for 2008 & 2009 as well as 2010 &2011 .

In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough on spending increases.

For 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a massive omnibus spending bill to complete the 2009 budgets. What is amazing is that the government is continued to run from that time until now (2012) without passing a budget. Keep in mind that these continuing resolutions have built into them a base line increase of 8% per year. How many of us have gotten a 8% increase in our spending over the last four years?

And where was Barack Obama during 2008 ? He was a member of that very Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the omnibus bill as President to complete 2009.

Let's remember what the deficits looked like during that period: (below)

If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending . After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets.

If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself.

In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is I inherited a deficit that I voted for

and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January 20th.

Kind of silly from the man who pledge to cut the deficit in half in his campaign rhetoric.

So if you look back at the real history of events, (not the rhetoric that comes from both sides), just the facts, why in the world do the American people allow this charade to continue? They allow it to continue because they have been told lies for so long, they actually believe them. As I learned in my marketing class in college, the professor said this " People will believe anything if they are told it long enough". i.e. the quad track razor.

Do I believe President Obama is not patriotic? Absolutely not. He believes this is the path to achieving Ameritopia. What I do not appreciate is the lies that are put forward that veil the truth about a individuals intentions. Although I must admit he did say his vision was to fundamentally change America. Is this the change we need!!!

If you take a frog and put it in a pan of water and slowly raise the heat. He will stay in there until he gets cooked. I wonder if the government has turned up the heat enough? Do the American people get it? If they do not get it soon and get out of the water, they are getting cooked.


Friday, February 10, 2012

 

Lying to a Catholic archbishop.

Boy, oh boy.  talk about a big lie,  not even 15 trillion Hail Marys and another 15 trillion Our Fathers.........  Lying to an archbishop is bad.   Real bad.  Let it be known,  I betcha the POTUS has never been in a confessional.  He don't know how ask for forgiveness,  the ego wouldn't fit in there. 

Evil LookingChalk up a big one.


Tuesday, February 7, 2012

 

Amazing Adobe Illustrator redux.

An lesson in Adobe.   This shows how f'ing stupid the fascists in power think you are.  It actually took them over a day to realize the DUMMY they had fake the document was a DUMMY.

Enjoy but most importantly learn about all the ADOBE products.


Saturday, February 4, 2012

 

I love this rifle.

The biggest caliber center fire (bolt action) .905 in action.

Enjoy!


Friday, February 3, 2012

 

Dreams of Iran.

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, "Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." 

"What did it say on the banners?" Obama asks. 

Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN." 

Obama says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." 

"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks. 

Obama replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

 Hurray!I laugh long time. DFWI.

Friday, February 3, 2012

 

The propaganda employment numbers.

The fascists are telling us there are no ovens.  Here is the truth:

http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000071275


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