Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not
CHRIS CHRISTIE: You have to look beyond the crossing and examine the bird's behavior which normally is the same old thing, over and over, memorized from earlier crossings.
RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.
NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.
CARLY FIORINA: Hilary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.
BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery. Don't look for pyramids... it wanted grain.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
This is nuts! I knew it was bad for the brain but this is ridiculous.
this is worse than blue balls.
Warning graphic injuries.
Fuque off if you don't agree. This dude is a sick animal that needs to be executed.
The pigs are growing wings and they are starting to flap those little wings, 1 and a 2 and a 3 flap flap flap, 1 and a 2 and a 3 flap flap flap, 1 and a 2 and a 3 flap flap flap, 1 and a 2 and a 3 flap flap flap, 1 and a 2 and a 3 flap flap flap.
Pigs will fly.
barry talks about bridging differences.................. LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!! Why on earth would you not attend Scalia's funeral? What f'ing jerk partisan hack we have for prezzy.
I present to you the "hilldog".
GD demoncRATS. They have no manners, respect, or decorum, the man isn't even cold yet.
The leftists have politicized this already, I hope they burn in h311 when their time comes especially that [email protected] hairy reed.
He is Edward “Ed”Mezvinsky, born January 17, 1937.
Then you’ll probably say, “Who is Ed Mezvinsky?”
Well, he is a former Democrat congressman who represented
Iowa’s 1st congressional district in the United States House
of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.
He sat on the House Judiciary Committee that decided
the fate of Richard Nixon.
He was outspoken saying that Nixon was a crook and a disgrace to
politics and the nation and should be impeached.
He and the Clintons were friends and very politically
intertwined for many years.
Ed Mezvinsky had an affair with NBC News reporter Marjorie Sue
Margolies and later married her after his wife divorced him.
In 1993, Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky, then a freshman Democrat in
Congress, cast the deciding vote that got President Bill Clinton’s
controversial tax package through the House of Representatives.
In March 2001, Mezvinsky was indicted and later pleaded guilty
to 31 of 69 counts of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.
Ed Mezvinsky embezzled more than $10 million dollars from people
via both a Ponzi scheme and the notorious Nigerian e-mail scams.
He was found guilty and sentenced to 80 months in federal prison.
After serving less than five years in federal prison, he was released in
April 2008 and remains on federal probation.
To this day, he still owes $9.4 million in restitution to his victims.
About now you are saying, “So what!”
Well, this is Marc and Chelsea Mezvinsky.
That's Webby's daughter on the left.
That’s right; Ed Mezvinsky is Chelsea Clinton’s father-in law.
Now Marc and Chelsea are in their early thirties and purchased
a $10.5 million dollar NYC apartment (after being married in George Soros’ mansion).
Has anyone heard mention of any of this in any of the media?
If this guy was Jenna or Barbara Bush’s, or better yet, Sarah Palin’s daughter’s father-in- law, the news would be an everyday headline and every detail would be reported over and over.
And yet say there are no double standards in political reporting.
And people are already talking about Hillarious as our next President!
And then there is possibly Chelsea for president in our future!
The cycle never ends!
Lying and corruption seem to make Democrat candidates more popular.
I KNOW ITS STILL EARLY, BUT IN MY OPINION OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN AN EMBARRASSMENT AND RUN HORRIBLY FOR YEARS. POLITICIANS ARE POLITICIANS AND NO PARTY HAS THE ALL THE ANSWERS, BUT NOW THERE'S THE POSSIBILITY OF THIS S#!++Y FAMILY RUNNING IT FOR ANOTHER 8 YEARS.
Maurice White passed away, the music up in heaven got a whole lot better, imagine the first jam sessions Maurice, David, Natalie, Lemmy, Michael on and on, frinking ridiculous, may he rest in peace. Thank you God for having given us these incredibly gifted, talented people that made us feel so good, happy, and made the world a whole lot more beautiful.
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