Jarasans Blog

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Sunday, June 30, 2013


Medicare in a nutshell.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

''Mrs. Sanders, please."


''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good."

''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can't tell which is which."

''That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

''The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Sunday, June 30, 2013


A conversation.

from a blaze comment pretty spot on:

Big bear writes:

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?

Monday, June 24, 2013


No confidence.

This is exactly why the ENTIRE congress and executive should be set to a 2 terms limit at the most they need to go they are not giving the taxpayer anything for their money.NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are incapable of doing anything right, they are STUPID and PATHETIC it needs to be shut down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!


Monday, June 24, 2013


Schumer the oracle orifice.

And I really mean rectal orifice,  this pathetic scum bag career politician from NY disgusts me.  He is pretending to be concerned about protests by the violent illegal immigrants that are ready to riot???????????????????  Give me a break,  how stupid does this sh1thead Schumer think we and the congress are?

Schmucky Chucky needs to be term limited.



schumer  LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 21, 2013


Chelsea's deep thoughts and reflections.

She laments her great-grandmother didn't have planned parenthood........................Chelsea is one of those blondes that give blondes a bad rap.


Monday, June 17, 2013


They are doing their part!


You know saving money and stuff, caring about us and stuff,  siccing the IRS on us and stuff, ..........................

Saturday, June 15, 2013


I'll be there. Audit the IRS rally June 19, 2013 Capitol West side.

Be there or be audited!!!!!!

Friday, June 14, 2013


It begins way too early!




Thursday, June 13, 2013


You won't be able to handle the truth, it is staggering.

Yes that's a lot of zeroes!!!!!!  $106,000,000,000,000.00           $106+ trillion.



Thursday, June 13, 2013


Yeah go ahead arm the Syrian rebels.

The rebels are good guys, John McCain says so.


Wednesday, June 12, 2013


Elijah Cummings is back to normal.

Liar Cummings should be removed from office,  MD. is ashamed of this charlatan blow hard.


Wednesday, June 12, 2013


Bush is more popular than Barry!


Rut row.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013


'Impeach Obama' movement leads to protests, traffic jam


Tuesday, June 11, 2013


Who didn't know?

I am not a facebooker, but I do twit occasionally but only under political duress.


Monday, June 10, 2013


Only 23 million households on food stamps.

Nothing to see here,  move along.


Friday, June 7, 2013


Attic Invader (son/daughter?) Caught!

My neighbor says the one he saw was much larger than this one.  I had one up in the attics last week sounded like a person walking around up there so I closed the soffet vents they had opened up,  and wouldn't you know it one was still up there so I opened it back up so it could get out.........Now I haven't heard anything since, up there now... that it is closed again so I figured I try and trap the critter and relocate if it had any ideas of returning,  sure enough it couldn't resist the pork chop..But I think this isn't the big one according to my neighbor.  Updates will follow.   Oh yeah I am taking him/her downtown DC rock creek as close to the white house as possible and setting it FREE!!!!!!!HAHAHHAHA that's a taunt, scan this!!!!!!!!!meta data my a$$.

Attic invader

Friday, June 7, 2013


Senate Passes Bill Making the Harassment of a Police Officer a Crime


Thursday, June 6, 2013


Works better than a cold shower.



Saturday, June 1, 2013


Car salesman pays $32K to lobby Obama for 2 minutes.

Kool aid drinking demoncRAT, he should pay $50K a full years pay to the king for 1 minute.


Green laugh

Saturday, June 1, 2013


Wealth of most Americans down 55% since recession.

Yeah everything is great and getting better by the minute.



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