Old one but worth reposting.
THE
HAIRCUT
Blessed are those
that can give without remembering, and take without
forgetting.
One day a florist
went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and
the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community
service this week.'
The florist was
pleased and left the shop.
When the barber
went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a
dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.
Later, a cop
comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this
week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a
Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the
barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.'
The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop.
The next morning,
when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my
friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our
country and the politicians who run it.
As Ronald Reagan
said:
BOTH POLITICIANS
AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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is pure DIARRHEA MOUTH!!!!!
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