Jarasans Blog

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Tuesday, February 28, 2017


The demoncRATic response.

That X Kentucky gov.  is reading the same old sack of propaganda...... it is sickening to believe the level of ignorance just displayed.  What a propaganda POS.

Frinking priceless!!!!!!!  Nanny Peeloosi's response.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017


Satanic temples catching on.

Here you go:


Man o man a blood letting ceremony, skinny guys like me couldn't cut it in there,  but I know some amberjacks that could.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017


Dentist gets the boot.

This is funny big league.



Monday, February 27, 2017


Negan for dummies.

lil*poopy smartypantz since you are one of the most ignorant judgemental dique faces on the planet earth,  I am enlightening you at no charge.  I was notified that my name was mentioned on your racist, bigoted blog so I want to let you & the other ignorant bitches of your little bitch club know who Neeghan is.  You are culturally and mentally living in another dimension and time that is nowhere close to reality you stupid bitch.

Negan would put Lucille upside your lil*poopy head in a heart beat.  Oh yeah, with Negan emphasis. TWD in 7th season. Google TWD and do some deep internet research.

Sunday, February 26, 2017


Oscarzs' karma not positive.

The metaphor is appropriate,  their world and their fake little props and sentiments come crashing down..........BOOM you are more inconsequential than ever!!!!!!!  More people will watch TWD and anything else other than the oscarz.


Sunday, February 26, 2017


Would you go to the dinner? Maybe next year.

No prezzy, no prestige,  get respect tell the truths,  maybe next year.

Here is the petty barry bitch community organizer insulting the future POTUS>>>>>>>>

Sunday, February 26, 2017


DNC rigged the chair election.

The DNC establishment money picked Tommi boy. LOSING!!!!!!  The demoncRATS need to go socialist let the people decide!!!!!!!

get it right Tommi boy!


Saturday, February 25, 2017


Tom Perez dnc chair.

That dude sounds like he's been hitting the pipe a bit too hard.  He sounds like calypso louie big league.

Saturday, February 25, 2017


Hashtag for boycotting the oscarz.

Here it is:



My prediction: It will have the lowest number of viewers since the invention of TV.

SmashWhy watch the haters?????

Friday, February 24, 2017


Martinique Scoreseasy.

This political idiot, genius movie director says the world is scary now.....................but seriously look in the mirror marty,   your fuquing eyebrows are scaring the sh1t out of millions viewing Drudgy right now.

Fix that sh1t!!!!!!!

Friday, February 24, 2017


US Educational system is inadequate.

To even teach the basics.  The public educational system has been ruined by the NEA and the teacher unions,  it has succeeded in brain washing down the masses to be subservient to their leftist ideologies instead of the basic 3R's essential to even working in factories etc....

Teachers of the left you should be ashamed of your pathetic self serving ways.


I will fix education big league!!!!!

Friday, February 24, 2017


Doctors opinions on healthcare.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's health care package:

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$ho1es in Washington.


Green laugh

Thursday, February 23, 2017


Rest in Peace Alan Colmes.

It drove me nuts watching him spout Democrat talking points,  but he was a good guy from all I've seen,  he was married to Monica Crowley's sister.

RIP Alan Colmes. 


Wednesday, February 22, 2017


Peeloosium, comment posted too funny.

The comment was found here:



"A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.


Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.


When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.


Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presense of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth it's surface, without impeding it's ongoing decay.


Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.


Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.


Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Pelosium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising."

America's finest HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  Don't get me wrong grandmas are the greatest thing ever! but not for pragmatic constitutionally based legislation.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017


Nancee Peeloosi on scapegoating.

This ditz didn't read the bill for ACA before it was passed  and was punked on a fake Tweety account.   This woman is the leader of the demoncRATS in the house HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  She lost her mind a long time ago  and is on a downhill trajectory mentally,  she has late stage stupidity.

Don't be scapegoat!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!

Watch the hand for emphasis.

Sunday, February 19, 2017


Good riddance! Buh Bye!

Go away thank you very much:







The ugly face of fascism bites the dust!!!!! Celebrate!!!!!

Sunday, February 19, 2017


McCain just became irrelevant. He lost any support he had.

And you wonder why?  Because the WashPo rag is holding him up as having affected Trump somehow.

Johnny Mac go away, just go away, you are detrimental to America.


Angry loser in search of the cameras 24/7.

Saturday, February 18, 2017


Why was he being investigated?

Inquiring minds want to know.


No NoThis is barri sowetto and lowredda plinchy engaging in criminal high crimes.

Friday, February 17, 2017


OFA Grade "A" BS according to:

The rats are starting to eat the rats.

Click here:

Daily Beast article

Go to politics, then click on Barry's face, the link won't copy because it has a bad word in it.


They ain't liking the organizer so much any more.

  Looking like the game is ending.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017


Must buy book for the Klintock worshippers.

Hurry up it is flying off the shelves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Green laugh

Wednesday, February 15, 2017


Trump is good, very good.

Why would Trump call on the people that are comparing him to evil dictators of the past like hitller???????????????


Yes Nod

Wednesday, February 15, 2017


Better be ready, this is the $64,000 question.

When did barry, hilldebeast, lowredda linch, yatzy, and comey know they were committing crimes against the country?????  They better have their fuquing lies in a row!!!!!!!!!


Fuque the the obama leftovers in the intelligence community.........off with their sh1ddy heads.  They gave up our secrets under BARRY THE BITCH admin..

Cussing Face

Wednesday, February 15, 2017


Rush just nailed it.

The left can't win elections, so they have resorted to using the bureaucracy, leftist courts, leftist media hacks, etc. They can't win on ideas or democratic means of elections.


Tuesday, February 14, 2017


Carlos Santana confirms that the queen hath no singy voice!

see.................................................you speak the truth and you get crushed, this has to end.  The sky is blue,  the moon is not made of cheese,  the earth is round, Columbus was Italian, and beyonce ain't that great singing...........SINGING, SINGING, SINGING, understand?????????


Oye como va? Black Magic Woman? No, Soul Sacrifice!!!!!!!We were in RHYTHM, the drummer Michael Shrieve rocks, he is one of my favorite drummers, excellent technique, attack, and speed.

When we all got along, before the GD fuquing leftists took over the democrat party.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017


Elijah better get that liver checked out.

Trump may well be the orange man but Iliejah Cummings is yellow man,  dude go to the f'ing doctor get that sh1t checked out.

This Md. rep. is a hack,  a pos hack.

Monday, February 13, 2017


The grammy's were too white.

Dang even the hip grammy's can't get it right.  You see it isn't the quality of the music it is the GD mfring color of the skin of the musician or writer of said music, according to the intolerant, racist musicians.


I have news for the complainers,  if the noise you call music doesn't win, it is because it suques and no one listens to the crap. Ba da bing you are a loser no matter what fuquing color you are.

Adele rocked it!

Monday, February 13, 2017


Talk about hitting the top of fake news!

You know you are at the top of the heap when you kicked out of such a nice place like Venezuela!!!!!!!!!



Green laugh

Saturday, February 11, 2017


San Francisco loves the fruitiness!

Have you ever wondered why folks in California appear so confused? 
Consider this: 

Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female, lesbian chief of police.
Theresa Sparks (center),  a former male, is president of the San Francisco Police Commission,
CEO of a multi-million dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman.
Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female, is the first transgender male SFPD police officer.
Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Peeloosi.
                  ANY QUESTIONS?
and  remember, it'sNOT  a joke!

Tuesday, February 7, 2017


peeloosi and maxi "water on the brain", up for impeachment

These mentally challenged congreffwimmins need to be impeached by their party before they sink the life raft.


Tuesday, February 7, 2017


Al Franken for Prezzy??


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Proof the left is f'ing insane.

They are really paying attention aren't they???????

Sunday, February 5, 2017


Media mistakes are piling up.

In the desperation and barrage of movement on campaign promises they are making up and making fake news as a result big league.

From the Daily Caller:



Little league demoncRATS prepare for complete irrelevance.

Saturday, February 4, 2017


The federal judge.

Anyone who says that judge isn't politically motivated in his ruling are being deeply dishonest with themselves.  Funny thing I've noticed the media and their hacks are doing more than ever,  referring and speaking for the "American people".  I say no! you media m'fers you are projecting the feelings of a very small minority of America haters on to the real majority that supports the Potus and America.  If this had been done to barry there would have been outrage by the media.

One thing for sure barry did better than Trump,  barry had  already played 72 holes of golf in his first two weeks.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017


AP leaks make it sound like Trump is "mean".


Trump is not bullying anyone,  he is telling it "LIKE IT IS".  The adults are back.   No GD pussy footing around with murderous gang banging criminals, for eg. we now have el chappie in US custody he won't be tunneling sh1t,  think about it,  the southern neighbors are 99.9% good people...God Bless them.... but they are like the good  muslims that let the jizhadis run wild. No, No, No, No, not any more!!!! damm political correctness, Mexico,  eliminate the criminals with extreme prejudice or we will do it.  NO MAS GAMES!

Trump was communicating to Mexico...... REALITY!!!!!!!!!  We have the meats!!!!!!!!!!!


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