Jarasans Blog

Just the facts.

Tuesday, May 29, 2018


Roseanne killin' it!

Freedom of speech,  kalypso Louie says: "end the white man", what Roseanne said isn't even close to kalypso's call for genocide!!!!!!!!


Fuque the left! They can't take it but they sure can burn sh1t down can't they?


I think not planet of the apes but maybe a goat..........the kind you see here.

See the resemblance?

Saturday, May 26, 2018


Another American prisoner released.

Hmmmm..........Trump is really good at being POTUS!!!!!!!!


Family says:MIRACLE!

And don't forget thank God in Heaven above hilldebeast lost!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 21, 2018


Now Holder is saying " nothing to see here".

It is getting good,  they are panicking, flailing, and are in a deep swamp state of sh1te!  I think Sessions has gone below radar and is gathering arrest warrants with bigly criminal charges and raid these basturds just like they did Cohen and Manaforte 5AM, wouldn't that be great???????????


Monday, May 21, 2018


Mark Penn Klintonista OP, says Mueller has been exposed!

All Detectives and Internet sleuths gather round and read what an honest DEMOCRAT is saying.  The sh1tstream media is 100% avoiding this but they cannot any longer the jig is up!!!




Thursday, May 17, 2018


Less than animals.

The vermin known as ms13 are less than animals, I choose my dog over 10,000 of these excuses for human beings.  They need to be dealt with extreme prejudice, period.  The sub human cretin ms13 cult should be exterminated like rats w/ rabies, and they need to be afraid, very afraid of being alive in America.  Nuncy Peeslooselly is a fuquing  idiot and should be committed to a state mental institution, given lots of lithium and put out to pasture once and for all.


Just the tip.

Friday, May 11, 2018


Pelosi's plan to lose even more seats in Congress Nov. 2018!

 Feds collect record taxes, the new rates are helping the deficit bigly it is coming down.


Here she is promising to raise taxes when they win in Nov.:


Most taxes ever collected this early and the ditz is saying raising taxes will help lower the deficit?????????????

Nut case.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018


Schneiderman typical demoncRAT brown slave owner in power.

Another demoncRAT freak out of control abusing his power and office.  He should be in jail for 30+ years just for the intimidation tactics.



Tuesday, May 1, 2018


Amusing musings.

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'

- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)


I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'< /u>

- Eleanor Roosevelt


Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..

- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible .

- George Burns


Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

- Victor Borge


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

- Mark Twain


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe..

- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine


My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan


Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .

- Joe Namath


I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope


I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..

- W. C. Fields


We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers


Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..

- Phyllis Diller


By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

- Billy Crystal

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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.

Green laugh


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