Jarasans Blog

Just the facts.

Thursday, September 28, 2017


China commie government is closing all NK business in CHINA!

All you ignorant leftist dummy demoncRATS propagating the leftist bu11sh1t that Trump is incompetent.................... TRUMP is getting the CHINESE & UN to eject the NK out of it borders, barry the pussy never in a million years could do what TRUMP has done in 6 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!


Since it's ABC must not be fake news,  right?????????


Just like his daddy:

Wednesday, September 27, 2017


Otto Warmbier.

What they did to this young man is enough for me if I was in charge to eliminate kimdungdummy with extreme prejudice,  find out where he is and wipe him off the planet and everything within 20 miles of where the dog eating basturd stoops.  Nobody does this to an American, ever again.



You will be avenged. RIP.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017


Judge Moore wins!!

Here come da judge!!!!!!!!!  Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!  2 million grassroots vs. 30 million establishment>>>>> A lot more bang for yo' buck I say!!!!! Who's yer daddy???




Monday, September 25, 2017


When the nfl was patriotic.

Makes me well up thinking about the way we used to be.  Memory lane.  Just a memory,  that should be our reality today, everybody together.  The left is evil it must be crushed, MAFA, Make America First again!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy, she was awesome.

Sunday, September 24, 2017


Keep politics out of sports.

This moron dim witted owner of the ne patryots contradicts himself, yes players do good stuff OFF the field,  so keep your bad politics OFF the field, arrogant idiot owner.



Saturday, September 23, 2017


Goodell is tone deaf.

The NFL is being taken down and it is their own doing.  They don't get that 10% amerikans are leftists and the other 90% of Americans love this country.



Thursday, September 21, 2017


Weiner go straight to jail.

They should put hilldebeast in there with him for some additional punishment!  This guy was a hack that was worse than wassaman shultzie,  he is a sick demoncRAT just like the rest of them.


This jerk deserves 5-10.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017


This what secession looks like.

This is what secession looks like:


Spanish federal authorities have their hands full.  I hope the Catalan people realize this is not a good idea,  keep Spain, Spain.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017


The Venezuelan FM said Trump sounded like Reagan in the 80's!!


The fuquing idiot uninformed ignorant leftist thinks it is an insult! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Another detective shortbus!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


PatriotAmerica is getting great again!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, September 13, 2017


Chainsaw nun, God bless her, but...

For the love of Jesus someone get her a new chain for that chain saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I know that not everyone,  probably most people have never ever touched a chainsaw, I am not one of those people.  If you look at this video at about 1 minute in the sweet angel is attempting to go thru a 6 inch limb....notice there is no wood being removed from the cut?  The older Mac10-10 that I've had for going on 40 years would go thru that in about 4-5 seconds.  That saw she has has a very dull chain and should replaced,  I wish I could teleport down there and at least sharpen it for her,  she is burning fuel and breathing a lot of smoke..................When a chain saw has a good chain it should be shooting out the cut wood like a fountain,  2-3"wood strips flying out the base of the chain.


Mine doesn't have the yellow safety bar. Manual oil pump and 10Hp.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017


Left wing telethon.

These leftists are despicable.


Monday, September 11, 2017


They want you to think Bannon is a flaming evil dude.

When I saw a part of this interview I noticed they difference....I work sometimes with image editing etc....

They do this to Trump and any person they want you to not like through subliminally designed goebbels inspired new technology methods.

The article: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/09/watch-photographer-explains-cbs-used-color-adjustments-make-steve-bannon-look-bad-60-minutes/

They made Bannon look bad...... period the following analysis is very good and correct.

Friday, September 8, 2017


Can you see the diff?

Trump is great!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 8, 2017


Jeef Seszions and the DOJ just implicated themselves.

Jeef Seszions is part of the swamp,  I have lost all respect for him.  He has dishonored the office he is just another hack swamp monkey.




Wednesday, September 6, 2017


Prager is correct!! 100%!!

This is what the left does,  it fights made up evil for eg. statutes and people they don't agree with!!!!!  The left is a paper tiger.

from Breitbart and Tucker Carlson.


PukeThe left makes me sick.

Monday, September 4, 2017


Fire ants.

Solution: RAID in the red can! They don't stand a chance all bundled up like that floating,  perfect kill zone to eliminate a colony in seconds.


The solution:

One of these could probably eliminate 20 flotillas!!!!!!  It amazes me people are so freaked out about these little <snip>s,  we used to annihilate them in our yard when we lived in Georgia using a Bobcat with a bucket and a petroleum based octane rated combustible accelerant.

Monday, September 4, 2017


Questions to labor over labor day!

Laborious to say the least.


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVOURITE.........

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Green laugh


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