I was antagonized, I was triggered.
Oh dear, Oh my, time to clutch my pearls, someone ate all the grapes, not 1 or 2 , but the whole darn bunch.
They were big and fat, plump juicy grapes, when I seen they were gone I couldn't even think straight.
As I tried to pull myself together, I reached for the peanut butter I soon discovered my hopes and dreams would be dashed, there was grape jelly in the peanut butter, oh the evil irony, this can't be happening.
Weak and trembling I knew I could depend on my trusty Ritz crackers, arrrrrgh, it was like someone wrapped me in wet paper, I couldn't break free , my beloved crackers were not only stale, but covered in peanut butter and grape jelly, what kind of monster would do such a thing.
Alone and beaten I snuggled up to the refrigerator only the soft hum could comfort me.
As I stared at the cobwebs in the corner, wondering where do I go from here? How do I climb out of this hole?
I thought of the comrades and the struggles they faced, one star ratings, Avatars, Personal titles.
I realized life was to darn short for this petty , childish nonsense.
There are real struggles in this world.
