I was antagonized, I was triggered.
Oh dear, Oh my, time to clutch my pearls, someone ate all the grapes, not 1 or 2 , but the whole darn bunch.
They were big and fat, plump juicy grapes, when I seen they were gone I couldn't even think straight.
As I tried to pull myself together, I reached for the peanut butter I soon discovered my hopes and dreams would be dashed, there was grape jelly in the peanut butter, oh the evil irony, this can't be happening.
Weak and trembling I knew I could depend on my trusty Ritz crackers, arrrrrgh, it was like someone wrapped me in wet paper, I couldn't break free , my beloved crackers were not only stale, but covered in peanut butter and grape jelly, what kind of monster would do such a thing.
Alone and beaten I snuggled up to the refrigerator only the soft hum could comfort me.
As I stared at the cobwebs in the corner, wondering where do I go from here? How do I climb out of this hole?
I thought of the comrades and the struggles they faced, one star ratings, Avatars, Personal titles.
I realized life was to darn short for this petty , childish nonsense.
There are real struggles in this world.
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You think you got it bad?
I went to Burger King yesterday and my Whopper had too much lettuce on it! I HATE too much lettuce! How the hell am I supposed to eat a Whopper with all that lettuce!
So I go up to the counter and demand to see the manager so I can let her know that I will NEVER buy another Whopper in HER stupid Burger King for the rest of my LIFE! And I told her that I'm telling all my friends and relatives to never go there again! I got so heated from screaming at her that I took my hat off and pounded my fists on the counter to make my point clear about the lettuce and then spun around and headed for the door and then, as I was storming out, I saw my reflection in the glass and wouldn't you know it, MY FREAKING HAIR WAS ALL MESSED UP! So you wanna talk about having a bad day and getting triggered? Don't get me started, Sister! Yesterday was the DAY FROM HELL!!! FROM HELL I TELL YOU!!!
To much lettuce and bad hair, I got goosebumps and I can't find my comfort hamster, I think it's lost in the heating ducts again and now the heat is on, what if I cook my critter?
Oh, the analogies of it all. LMAO.
Hmm, wondering what will the mullion bros perceive out of this and what will be their antidote, especially the one who's offended by an avatar. At least they keep me laughing.
I hate losing my temper ..... but my comfort animal is my cat and everyone else's cat or smallish well-behaved puppy
Thanks everybody.
Sully :-)
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~The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark,
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