In the Wind

We've decided we are no longer humans.

We are going to become part of the Plant Kingdom, you know what that means, yep! special bathroom considerations.

My husband has decided to become an Oak Tree, his new name " Hardwood". He will require a skylight in every bathroom, He also wants all lumberjacks to check their chainsaws at the door. Basically a chainsaw free zone.

Our son "Acorn" Wishes to see a severe ban on Deer and Squirrels in American potties. Please, I don't want to see my son eaten by wildlife.

I've decided to become a Fern, Just call me "Fern", I will require misting, and re-potting from time to time, I would also like to see a generous supply of Lady Bugs in every American Bathroom. If you ever had Aphids crawling on you, well let's just say Aphids suck.

Our neighbors don't feel like humans anymore either, in fact , they have decided to become aquatic Animals.

Bob, he's a Dolphin now, Linda's a Sea Lion, Little Johnny is a Walrus and their daughter Mandy is a Penguin.

Every American bathroom will require, Ice, Sea Water and Shark patrols.

My brother Steve has decided to become a Vase, wth, that's just crazy, go back to bed Steve.

My Sister Tina and her husband have decided to become insects, she's a Spider and He a fly, Her poor husband doesn't see it coming, but what a great defense!

Welcome to America, You can be anything here, and we will get those bathrooms PC for everybody.

Transgender Bathrooms, I see a red line under Transgender, not even a word.

Not to be confused with uni-sex Bathrooms, usually a one toilet public bathroom anyone can use, comes with a lock.

Don't care if you are male and want to dress up like a girl, or if you are female and want the butch look.

For most of us using the restroom is the most private part of the day, not to be shared with strangers.

But, when nature calls, you must answer, and yes sometimes it means using public toilets.

Now all across the country we have using the bathroom as an issue.

Men dressed as women want to use the little girls room, wtf........you are still a male.

States are coming up with laws, and now the divide and conquer plan is in full motion.

Your a hater if you don't want some guy in the potty with your Mom, daughter, grand daughter etc.

Can't be a hater, must cave into PC ASAP.

Your an idiot if you think this is okay, you are beyond help, why hasn't nature selected your gene pool out of existence yet ?

Keep up with this and here are probable scenarios, Pedophiles using transgender as an excuse...think about it.

Those guys who walk around the department stores taking pictures under women's skirts and dresses, I guess the pictures will be more exciting from a bathroom stall. You really want to take the chance on some pervert using transgender as an excuse to violate your most private moment?

Remember, many of these weirdo's share these pics, you really want your little girls picture on the net with her panties down around her ankles. think about it.

This BS is opening doors for all the wrong things.