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Monday, August 23, 2010

It's Over! Tiger and Elin officially divorced

Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren officially divorced; couple will share custody of two children

Corky Siemaszko
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Monday, August 23rd 2010, 1:40 PM

Tiger Woods' secret sex life was first exposed after he crashed his SUV outside his home near Orlando in November 2009.

Heathcote, Squire/GettyTiger Woods' secret sex life was first exposed after he crashed his SUV outside his home near Orlando in November 2009.

Tiger and Elin are history.

The girl-crazed golfer and his stunning Swedish spouse have divorced, the Associated Press reported Monday.

The not-unexpected announcement quietly capped a sordid sex scandal involving a parade of party girls and porn stars that turned Tiger Woods from pro-golder extraordinaire into a punchline - and stripped the veneer off his image and supposedly perfect marriage.

Details were scare about the settlement, but Elin Nordegren was expected to walk off with a huge chunk of Woods' fortune.

Woods and his spurned spouse were expected to share joint custody of their daughter Sam, 3, and son, Charlie, 1, according to various reports.

Woods' golf game has never recovered since his secret sex life was first exposed nine months ago after he crashed his SUV outside the family home near Orlando.

Since then, Woods lost his good name, millions of dollars in endorsements - and now his wife

posted by truesee # 3:57 PM

Comments:

let me defend Tiger Wood some...No women wants single sex anymore they want threesome, 5some you name it...What the hell is that, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT....O yeah dont call it cheating...

# posted by pumpi76 : 4:40 PM

next time: if you have: $600 Million dollars, give: $100 Million dollars to your wife make her invest it in something, bussiness whatever: it should generate you another: $100 Million dollars extra, PER YEAR...That´s $500 Million dollars in 5 years, $1 Billion dollars in 10 years....And she returns you her: $100 Million dollars....5 or 10 years later...If you noticed...not any fool can go to a bank and ask for a: $100 Million dollar loan, actually: 98.7% of a countries population can not ask for a: $100 Million Dollars Loan.....i owe this idea to this blog...

# posted by pumpi76 : 4:51 PM

i am talking when she divorces you....

# posted by pumpi76 : 4:53 PM

i owe this idea also to a hot beautiful blonde asia and is funny because she looks like actress: Lucy Lu...

# posted by pumpi76 : 4:59 PM

i owe this idea also to a hot beautiful blonde asian and is funny because she looks like actress: Lucy Lu...

# posted by pumpi76 : 6:04 PM

Also there is something, Tiger Woods and everyone who wants a blonde or out of this world chick and becomes multi millionaireñ or billionaire...The higher a plane or something that flies the higher it moves away from earth and reaches the atmosphere, the greater or double is the attraction from gravity...If you are a multi millionaire or someone with hundreds of millions there is a warrant for your head and if you get yourself an out of this world chick there is a DOUBLE WARRANT FOR YOUR HEAD the risk increases, it doubles or triple...you gain double the number of enemies/opponents whatever you want to call them...a hot chick has double the risk of pregnancy than someone normal and if she dye her hair yellowish yellowish the risk doubles even more so is: 4x the risk as well as enemies from other females and doubles her risk from been addicted to drugs so is: 6x the risk...Last time i check as much as you take care sex is not nothing secured 100 percent risk still exists....

# posted by pumpi76 : 6:18 PM

just kidding but it could be true: just make sure you have insurance...

# posted by pumpi76 : 6:21 PM

and the higher your risk the less progress you make....if you was making: $100 Million dollars per year before you took on the risk, from that point on you will make: $70 Million dollars per year or $50 Million dollars per year because everyone hates you and is trying to bring you down...same is true with planes..the higher you go in altitude the slower you will go because the heavier is the drag.....and i am not sure but i think the more prone you are to get sick....

# posted by pumpi76 : 6:28 PM

why because of the animal world we live in...

# posted by pumpi76 : 6:29 PM

the same is with the more spiritual you become...

# posted by pumpi76 : 6:30 PM

Maybe we here at LP can write a letter to Woods and ask him if he wants to chip in, and make 5 million bucks a week in the PB. He's got the money...

# posted by joker17 : 11:25 PM

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