In the Wind

We've decided we are no longer humans.

We are going to become part of the Plant Kingdom, you know what that means, yep! special bathroom considerations.

My husband has decided to become an Oak Tree, his new name " Hardwood". He will require a skylight in every bathroom, He also wants all lumberjacks to check their chainsaws at the door. Basically a chainsaw free zone.

Our son "Acorn" Wishes to see a severe ban on Deer and Squirrels in American potties. Please, I don't want to see my son eaten by wildlife.

I've decided to become a Fern, Just call me "Fern", I will require misting, and re-potting from time to time, I would also like to see a generous supply of Lady Bugs in every American Bathroom. If you ever had Aphids crawling on you, well let's just say Aphids suck.

Our neighbors don't feel like humans anymore either, in fact , they have decided to become aquatic Animals.

Bob, he's a Dolphin now, Linda's a Sea Lion, Little Johnny is a Walrus and their daughter Mandy is a Penguin.

Every American bathroom will require, Ice, Sea Water and Shark patrols.

My brother Steve has decided to become a Vase, wth, that's just crazy, go back to bed Steve.

My Sister Tina and her husband have decided to become insects, she's a Spider and He a fly, Her poor husband doesn't see it coming, but what a great defense!

Welcome to America, You can be anything here, and we will get those bathrooms PC for everybody.