Top Ten Country & Western Songs:
Top Ten Country & Western Songs:
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me ...
7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable without You It’s like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song is ...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A_$ All Day.
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A_$ All Day.
4 Comments:
Hilarious MADDOG, especially:
7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
lol
lmao
Heh,heh,heh,heh,heh...
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