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Monday, February 24, 2014

 

Fun with words.

From an email:
As you all know I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

 Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

 I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

 I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be

 driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

 I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

 I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

 I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

 Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

 One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the

 adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

 I have not been in Continent, and I don't remember what country it is in;

it's an age thing. They tell me it is very damp there most of the time


Comments:
Maybe you will know this.

Where the H3LL is Capa city?

A lot of buildings I go in have a sign that say something like Capa city 78 or Capa city 137 and these buildings can be right next store to each other yet they have the vastly different mileage signs in them. It's all very confusing.

Oh and thanks for clearing up the In cahoots for us. I always thought that that was Inca Hoots and was referring to some sort of native jokes.
Nice article. I thought your play on wording in this article was beautifully done.
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