Truesee's Daily Wonder

Good kid.
I'd like to donate one of my beards to him though so he'd have a decent one.
I cut mine off every year or so when they get too long and throw 'em in a box in my workbench drawer.
Some are tied up like pony tails, some in big braids.
I'd let him take his pick so he wouldn't feel so self-conscious walking around with that peach fuzz.
Every man wishes he had a big old beard.
And wimmins go crazy over men with big ones.