- I can see your point, but you're still full of crap.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronouce.
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- Ahh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder — my work here is done.
4 Comments:
funny.
By emilyg, at 1:14 PM
I use #8 sometimes - instead of "artist" however, I say "genius".
By csfb, at 1:34 PM
Funny and so true! #11 & #15 are the reasons I've been trying to start my own business or work as an independent contractor. #1 is the reason I was fired from my last job. I didn't use those words (of course) but I suppose my attitude said them for me. Some managers are always right, even when they are dead wrong. "Hell with flourescent lighting" is a perfect description of a store where I worked. Maybe Hell would be better..at least I'd know I did something wrong and deserved to be punished!! LOL
By justxploring, at 6:24 PM
Good stuff! I wish I could use some of them on the job, especially #'s
14 and 15. And then there are #'s 1, 5, 9, and 11.
and I'd add the "B" word onto #12. (oops)
By Litebets27, at 10:21 PM
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