http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/ Good Humor And A Good Laugh Is Very Healthy en-us Lottery Lottery Post RSS Generator Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:36:28 GMT Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:36:28 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-am-i43.htm My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-am-i43.htm Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:36:28 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know102.htm Who played Sue Ellen Ewing on TV's "Dallas" ? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know102.htm Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:35:24 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/a-hippo-walks-into-a-bar.htm A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "That will be $7.50, please," says the bartender. So the hippo gives the bartender his money and starts to sip his beer. "You know, we don't get very many hippos in here," mutters the bartender. The hippo replies: "At these prices, it's no wonder!" http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/a-hippo-walks-into-a-bar.htm Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:32:08 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/mans-name.htm While walking down the street I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name. What is the man’s name? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/mans-name.htm Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:48:15 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know101.htm What is the square root of 10,000 ? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know101.htm Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:25:55 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/revealing-drivers-license.htm A mother is driving her young daughter to her friend’s house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks: "how old are you?" The mother looks over at the little girl and says: "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." "OK," the little girl says: "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says: "these are personal questions and are really none of your busine... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/revealing-drivers-license.htm Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:38:16 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-am-i42.htm I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-am-i42.htm Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:43:22 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know100.htm Backbone Mountain can be found in what two states ? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know100.htm Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:53:10 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-remember.htm A woman wakes up during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks: "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee and says: &... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-remember.htm Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:33:13 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-is-it34.htm What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-is-it34.htm Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:44:27 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know99.htm In a 1850 speech, Henry Clay said that he would rather be right than what ? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know99.htm Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:36:11 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/youre-beautiful.htm A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're cute!" The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute." She said: "What happened to 'beautiful'?&quot... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/youre-beautiful.htm Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:36:08 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-am-i41.htm I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/what-am-i41.htm Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:53:11 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know98.htm After Pete Rose & Ty Cobb, who has the most career hits in baseball? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/do-you-know98.htm Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:46:23 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/old-man-omalley.htm Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform Widow O'Malley of her husband's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said: "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." ... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/ochoop17/2009/11/old-man-omalley.htm Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:31:10 GMT