Top 10 Signs
Top 10 Signs You're Over The Hill
- When you sleep, people worry you're dead.
- Your back goes out more than you do.
- Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and aren't breaking any laws.
- You wear black socks with sandals.
- When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
- Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
- You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday.