Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Not On Speaking Term

One night, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another.

 

After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

 

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

 

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy, "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

 

The bartender thought about this for a while: "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

 

"Yeah, except today is the last night."

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