Monday, May 07, 2007

Plastic Surgery

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

1 Comments:

At 9:28 PM, mr twentyone said...

that was funny im just wondering   when he was buried ?

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