maddogs hideaway

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Name: MADDOG10
Location: Beautiful Florida
Country: United States
Interests: restoring old cars, winning the lottery, avid football fan, and riding my motorcycles... Both (Harleys)...!!

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Guilty as Charged...!

Saturday, August 27, 2016

It doesn't take a math Major to figure this out.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Ahh, the Dog days of Summer...

Friday, August 26, 2016

Hi, I'm Daisey. Give me a call>...!

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Imagine if you will...>

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Remember this when you VOTE.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

I'd say percentages are 100% correct. How about you?

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

A Little Red Neck Humor.

Dearest Son,

 

I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven’t seen ’em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn’t make the final payment on Grandma’s funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don’t know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn’t get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don’t get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Ma

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Bingo..!!

Monday, August 22, 2016

So, Let Me Get This Straight.