http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/ Here are the facts. en-us Lottery Lottery Post RSS Generator Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:05:34 GMT Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:05:34 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2009/01/grandmas-apron.htm The History of 'APRONS' I don't think our kids know what an apron is. Theprincipal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath,because she only had a few, it was easier to wash aprons than dressesand they used less material, but along with that, it served as apotholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears. From the chicken coop, the apron was used for c... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2009/01/grandmas-apron.htm Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:05:34 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2009/01/iranian-air-traffic-control.htm sent by a buddy: Subject: Iranian Air Traffic Control In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Controlfacility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar(military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace. This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code,type aircraft, and points of origin and destination. I just flew with a guy who overh... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2009/01/iranian-air-traffic-control.htm Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:31:53 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/12/spry-at-61.htm Spry. http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/12/spry-at-61.htm Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:19:23 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/12/puncity.htm These are REALLY very clever! 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he really loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behin... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/12/puncity.htm Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:48:31 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/12/radar-trap.htm Subject: Radar Trap on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station. Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speed enforcement on I -15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not ... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/12/radar-trap.htm Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:43:02 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/usamerican-nuts-and-bolts.htm USAmerican engineering, the best in the world. Beauty in motion, notice the phrase capable of "catching up to................." Having the radar signature of a robin………………… They're the first military aircraft ever built that is equipped with a 'black-out button' What that means is this ... The best conditioned fighter pilots are capable of maintaining consciousness up to in the vicinity of 15+ G. The Raptor is capable of... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/usamerican-nuts-and-bolts.htm Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:19:34 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/thanksgiving-divorce.htm Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.'... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/thanksgiving-divorce.htm Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:33:07 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/a-modern-parable.htm A MODERN PARABLE A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate act... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/a-modern-parable.htm Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:11:06 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/military-wit-wisdom.htm WISDOM FROM THE MILITARY MANUAL “If the enemy is in range, so are you.” Infantry Journal “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” U.S.Air Force Manual “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.” General MacArthur “You, you, ... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/military-wit-wisdom.htm Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:54:25 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/twas-the-night-before.htm An inspirational poem........ 'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/twas-the-night-before.htm Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:29:54 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/steady-as-she-goes.htm Outstanding job by a great young pilot from Pennsylvania ! Can't add anything else to this... the picture is worth 10,000 words! If you don't think our military pilots earn their pay, you need to take a look at this picture. This photo was taken by a soldier in Afghanistan of a helo rescue mission. The pilot is a PA National Guard guy who flies EMS choppers in civilian life. Now how many people on the planet you reckon could set the ass end of a chopper down on the roof top of a shack, on... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/steady-as-she-goes.htm Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:59:24 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/how-its-made.htm Post Hillary Obama campaign worker reflects: After a long and careful consideration of all the implications and possible consequences of my actions today, I have decided to go through with this in the hope that our country can indeed be guided into the right direction. First, a little personal background… I am a female grad student in my 20’s, and a registered Democrat. During the primaries, I was a campaign worker for the Clinton candidacy. I believed in her and still do, stayin... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/11/how-its-made.htm Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:06:13 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/10/the-hypnotism-explained.htm This is from the Wall Street Journal, with intro from Rush. The hypnotism explained. Fouad Ajami. Let me tell you who he is. You've seen him on television. You may not know exactly who he is. He is professor of Middle Eastern Studies at the School of Advanced International Studies at Johns Hopkins University and an adjunct research fellow at Stanford's Hoover Institution. His piece in the Wall Street Journal today, "Obama and the Politics of Crowds: The Masses Greeting the ... http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/10/the-hypnotism-explained.htm Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:53:58 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/10/my-alarm-clock-didnt-go-off.htm This is pretty funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah9W24oMIRc Enjoy. http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/10/my-alarm-clock-didnt-go-off.htm Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:38:01 GMT http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/10/party-differences.htm I got this in an e-mail, what do you think? http://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2008/10/party-differences.htm Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:25:38 GMT