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Sunday, November 29, 2015


They can tweak global temperature!

These arrogant global control freak a$$holes actually believe,  we will believe,  they can affect the Earth's weather.  It is all about control and sadly a foolish large percentage of people believe this crap.  It is about taking our freedoms and wealth away,  that is all.  barri is all for it, of course.

Read this if you can stomach the bullsh1t:



Saturday, November 28, 2015


Million lies.


Saturday, November 21, 2015


Understanding engineers.

From an email:

*Understanding Engineers #1*

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding
my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to
the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes
probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

*Understanding Engineers #2:*

To the optimist, the glass is half-full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

*Understanding Engineers #3:*

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for
fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with
him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They
lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always
let them play for free anytime!"

The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I
think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if here's anything she can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

*Understanding Engineers #4:*

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.

*Understanding Engineers #5:*

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?”

*Understanding Engineers #6:*

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features

*Understanding Engineers #7:*

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a
beautiful princess and stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."

*And finally – Understanding Engineers #8:*

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we
don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and
laid the pole down on the ground.. Then she took a tape measure from her
took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked

One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We
ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently
serving as elected members of Congress.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015


Klintock campaign gestapo tactics.

If you think the fascists in charge now are bad get a load of this little intimidation tactic. I am proud of Mr. Masada to tell them to go fuque themselves,  hilly the GD criminal can't understand the 1st. Amendment if it kicked in her massive a$$,  what a bunch of fascists..........now millions are going to see these comedians speak freely.

click here:




Tuesday, November 17, 2015


Hilly "often confused", writes Humma.

here is the article from Judicial Watch:

Hilly "often confused".

Humma Wiener writes that Hilly is often confused and needs help and guidance etc. to keep her on track.   I believe that the demoncRAT voters should demand a list of all medications (legal and illegal), alcohol intake,  and a complete medical record.  They would require this if she went to prison,  the voters deserve the truth.

Sunday, November 15, 2015


DemocRATic debate last night, what did we learn?

Nothing.  They are nothing but poseurs and liars,  same as before, un-inspiring, divisive, and BORING.


Hilly and Bernie still making stuff up as they go.

Read here:


Sunday, November 8, 2015


SNL got some ratings.



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