Jarasans Blog

Just the facts.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

 

I get some good e-mails.

This one makes leftist demoncRAT heads explode.

THE NIGHT WATCHMAN


Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.


 

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.


 

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"


 

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.


 

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"


 

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.


 

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"


 

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.


 

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"


 

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.


 

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."


 

So they laid-off the night watchman.


 

NOW slowly, let it sink in.


 

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?


 

Anybody?


 

Anything?


 

No?


 

Didn't think so!


 

Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!


 

Ready??


 

It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.


 

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???


 

AND NOW IT'S 2015 -- 38 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!


 

(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?")
38 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.


 

Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.


 

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?


 

Hello!! Anybody Home?

See Ya!


 

Signed....The Night Watchman


Tuesday, June 30, 2015

 

Only the stupid would pay for either one of them.

A lot of stupid and ignorant people in this once great country.

From the Washington Compost:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-college-balks-at-hillary-clintons-fee-so-books-chelsea-for-65000-instead/2015/06/29/b1918e42-1e78-11e5-84d5-eb37ee8eaa61_story.html

I'm dam sad for the continuing deception being perpetrated by the corrupt sh1tstream media.

Puke


Saturday, June 27, 2015

 

Now we're talking! Trump don't play games.

Right on!

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/06/donald-trump-bans-univision-staff-from-his-miami-golf-209570.html

US FlagUnivision is just another leftist POS wing of the demoncRATS,  they continually lie and mislead the latinos.


Sunday, June 14, 2015

 

You've got to be kidding.

This criminal wants to be GOTUS,  and she is a criminal and should be in jail. This country is in need of help. HELP!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/06/hillary-clinton-grandmother-in-chief-118978.html#.VX3GWFIfZqA

Puke


Tuesday, June 9, 2015

 

G.W. Bush was correct.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/george-w-bush-was-right_964919.html

Of course he was....... all you have to do is look at the *HCOPDITME number when he was prezzy compared to barry's HCOPDITME.  That number is much higher since barry & val took office.

below is a link for the idiot troll population,  this is all on barry & val's hands,  barry and val are going to get the pineapple, trust me they are going to get the pineapples,  for letting these animals carry on this murder.

Warning "GRAPHIC"

http://www.barenakedislam.com/category/beheadings-graphic


Wednesday, June 3, 2015

 

Cats that look like hitler!

They are known as kitlers! Be careful there may be one living with you.

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

LOLSeig meow!


Saturday, May 30, 2015

 

No lipstick can fix this pig.

http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/terence-p-jeffrey/blame-it-global-cooling-obama-has-lowest-average-1stq-gdp-growth-any


Tuesday, May 19, 2015

 

Pin point the problem

See if you can get the "point" of this email.

 

We Can't seem to Pin Point The Problem

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U.S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims

Think of it:

Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confucians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM

**********SO THIS LEADS TO *****************

They're not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
They're not happy in Nigeria
They're not happy in Kenya
They're not happy in Sudan

******** So, where are they happy? **********

They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in Belgium
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!

And who m do they blame?
Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves,
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!

And they want to change the countries they're happy in,
to be like the countries they came from where they
were unhappy and finally they will get hammered!

******** So, What are their Major Organizations? **********

Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
ISIS : AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hamas: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hezbollah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Palestine Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
AND A LOT MORE!

And We just can't figure out who's causing the problem.


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