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Monday, July 09, 2012

 

Man installs water fountain.

EPA flies over and takes picture.

Upon closer inspection they detect the possibility of algae growing in it.

EPA contacts local DNR to investigate.

DNR shows up with a warrant and the County Sheriff.

DNR takes samples begin lab tests.

Lab test confirm the existence of algae.

DNR declare the fountain to be a Wetland and must be maintained as a wetland.

The entire area around the fountain must be gated off and no other human activity is allow near the site.


Comments:
He should have told them the algae was fuel for a new "Green Energy" car he was developing and then they would have given him millions in Stimulus funds and loan guarantees and then when he started to go bankrupt they would give him millions more in bailout money and then when he finally did go bankrupt they would give him millions more for bonuses for all the top executives.
Yep.
perfection! y'all just wrote my next business plan!
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