Monday, December 3, 2012

Airport Screening Report...

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

2 Comments:

sully16 said...

Yep, thanks Emily

5:43 PM
rdgrnr said...

LOL, good one.

10:44 PM

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