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Purrs from Miss Kitty
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> A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
> reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
> on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore
> his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest,
> said, 'I am a Father.'
>
> The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his
> collar like that.' The priest looked up from his
> book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
>
> The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and
> two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar
> that way!'
>
> The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father
> of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
>
> The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
> and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards
> instead of your collar.
>
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A 5 yr. old said grace at the family dinner one night -"Dear God, thank you for these pancakes." When he concluded his parents asked him why he thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken.
He smiled and said "I thought I'd see if He was paying attention tonight".