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happy birthday Mom - RIP.      

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 not to mess with children.

(1)
A
little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat
was very small.
<
BR>The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated
that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I
will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him."

(2)

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"Oh that You would bless me indeed, and enlarge my territory, and that Your hand would be with me, and that You would keep me from evil, that I may not cause pain".