You might be a Redneck if....
You have to roll up your sleeve and look at your arm to spell your wife's name.
Your grandmother tried to hit a highway worker with a beer can.
You buy your cough medicine at the liquor store.
You delayed your wedding because of hunting season.
You think the four seasons are onion, garlic, salt and pepper.
You test your car battery with your tongue.
You traded your truck for a dog.
Thanks Jeff.
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Funny about the cough medicine ... my wife's ex-in-laws live near us and we see them weekly. My step-daughter is their granddaughter. Anyway, the grandpa calls his crown royal "cough medicine". I was coughing over there a couple of weeks ago, and he told me to go in the kitchen and get me a shot of cough medicine in the Crown Royal bag...lol
Listen to him!!!! lol
cps 10 that's so funny.....and emilyg i had my best laugh today....keep them coming.... (medicine in the crown royal bag)......roflmao....;-)
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